Muffin in Denver
My Terms & Conditions
Confirmation Code Phrase
There is a confirmation code phrase in my terms below for those newbies out there - you must tell me what this code phrase is, either by email, chat, or phone, to let me know you have read and agree to my terms outlined below before I will schedule an appointment with you, or continue contact with you on any extended basis.
Screening & Verification of My Clients
This is an important step - go to my SCREENING page for details.
Client Education
Confused about all the strange terms and acronyms? ASP etiquette? You're not alone. Click HERE for my Education Page.
Scheduling
I will schedule appointments with those who have completed my Screening process ahead of tentative appointments with those who have not completed my screening.
What To Expect:
I welcome and appreciate newbie hobbyists and I require no references if your name, address and/or telephone number are provided. I make a point of being very clean and fresh-smelling, and I have very good hygiene, oral and otherwise; I appreciate the same consideration. I am also clean shaven. I don't require this from others, but I certainly do appreciate it! (If you'd like, I can shave you as part of the session) My attire may range from very casual to very risqué, depending on the day, the circumstances and my mood. If you have a preference, please let me know - I do aim to please!
At the beginning of each session, three steps must be taken:
Show your ID to verify your age and identity (first time only, and preferably without me asking)
Make payment - in cash and upfront. This is a great "ice breaker" and helps to establish trust. It's also good business. See below for more details regarding payment
As a safety precaution, I make contact with a safe person who knows my location when I arrive for our appointment and when I leave at the specified time, and I may have someone drive me to and from a location, and even have that person wait for me until the session is over. Someone always knows where I am, who I'm with, and what my schedule is.
Advanced Notice
Keep in mind that if I have not seen you before, you will need to complete my screening process. Sometimes I can quickly verify your information, and other times it may take a while to confirm information with other ASPs. Please, at least 2 hours notice.
My Incall
I use a variety of incall locations, depending upon circumstances. I can potentially arrange an incall anywhere in the metro area for an appointment of at least 2 hours at my regular rate, paid in advance by credit card. I also use several friend's incalls when their schedule permits. I sometime rent a hotel room for the week. But here's my main point: my incall location is NOT where I live. Contrary to what seems to be a popular belief, when I offer incall, I'm not just sitting around in fresh make-up and lingerie, waiting for you to call and ask if you can drop by in 5 minutes (nor is any other ASP I know). I'm frequently doing something else (laundry, grocery shopping - you know, sexy, exciting activities) somewhere else. If I am available last minute, I do charge a premium rate if I must scramble madly to shower, get made up, and and drive like a maniac to get to a place to meet you. If I am at my incall and ready to go, it's not problem. Please, 2 hours notice would be great.
What I expect:
I expect my clients to behave as gentlemen - enough said? If not, good personal, particularly oral, hygiene is required. A shower before the session would be best. Not too much cologne, please. Trim your nails (all of them). I sometimes enjoy a little dirty talk in the heat of the moment, but I do expect your language to be appropriate. I do NOT respond well to pressure to do things I don't like. NO SMOKING, please. I don't use drugs and don't associate with those that do. I'm not opposed to some moderate drinking, but intoxication is a major turn-off. Don't ask if I like to party - the answer is NO.
I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone whom I find offensive in any way. If I feel threatened, intimidated, or uncomfortable in any way, I will cancel the appointment.
Broken or Cancelled Appointments:
Appointments made in advance MUST be reconfirmed (by phone or e-mail) 4 hours prior to the appointment time or they will be automatically cancelled. I require at least 4 hours notice for canceled appointments. Broken appointments are subject to a cancellation fee before they will be rescheduled. Likewise, if I should miss an appointment with you or need to reschedule at the last minute, you will receive a discount on your next scheduled session. If you no-show on me, I will only see you again if you pay a $100 surcharge ($200 if I paid for a hotel room for our appointment) for the missed session, and the new session. If you no-show on me twice, that's it. I do list NO CALL, NO SHOW clients in a database to warn other ASPs.
Behave As A Gentleman
Do NOT make any reference to sexual or even physical contact with me under any circumstance (IM, email, phone, in person, etc.). I will warn you only once about this, and will not see you or maintain any sort of contact with you if this happens after the first warning. Ideally, there will be no need for a first warning.
Timeliness
I make it a point to be on time for my appointments. There may be times when I am delayed (traffic, for instance), and if I am, I will contact you to let you know I'm running late. I am reliable and consistent (I think the older ASPs tend to be this way), and if I make an appointment, I will make it there, and as close to the specified time as possible. No mind games. Thecon firma tionc odep hras eisB eave rCr eek.
Payment for My Time
Payment for my time is due when the session starts. I prefer to have my fee as plain bills placed on a dresser, table, or desk, not handed directly to me. I will not discuss my fee once you arrive . Like most other ASPs I know, I count the fee prior to our session proceeding. I am sorry to seem so mercenary about this, but recent circumstances have forced all of us to be more careful in this regard. I also frequently check for counterfeit bills. I do accept credit card payments - call me for details. I do NOT accept checks of any kind, and will not accept appointments from those that ask if I will take a check!
Bad Client List
I do not maintain a bad client list formally, but the local ASPs do warn each other about guys with inappropriate behavior. We do talk among ourselves as protection, so if one of us gets treated badly, the others will know about it.
Agreement
By making an appointment with me, you are agreeing to the above terms and confirming you do not have any sexually transmitted disease, no drugs in your system, and will not stalk me after our session together. Prior to our session you must confirm your agreement with these terms either by phone or by email.
Established Clients Login & Verification For Other Providers
At the end of our time together, assuming everything has gone well, you will have the opportunity to join my private Yahoo Group (Muffin's Mile High Club). This information can also be provided to other local ASPs if they need verification for their screening purposes. I would prefer if you used Preferred411 or Date Check
