Muffin in Denver
My Biography
Thanks again for checking me out. I'm thirty-something, about 5'3", currently with red hair with blonde highlights, and a curvy build. I'm a firm non-smoker, and I would appreciate it if you didn't smoke around me.
I don't smoke, do drugs, or have unprotected sex. I drink very minimally and rarely have more than one drink. I don't PARTY - please don't ask. I'm disease free and intend to stay that way. I get tested on a regular basis.
My body isn't perfect, but I'm busty and curvy in all the right places & rarely have any complaints. If you demand physical perfection, a washer-board stomach, or an anorexic bikini model, you need to look elsewhere - I'm a real woman with real curves. Plenty of stick-girls out there, if that's what you're looking for. My breasts no longer defy gravity. I weigh about 130 (depends on the day - I do have some meat on my bones) but I am muscular (well, not butch muscular - not that there's anything wrong with that . . .) and the weight is well placed. Just the right amount of "cushion for the pushin'," or so I'm told. I've also been told I have the perfect combination of soft and firm. I'm no stick-girl, hard-body supermodel. My measurements are 36DD
(all natural)-28-38, and I'm a size 8/10. I don't think I'm model-material
either, but I do think I'm attractive (I'm often told that my pics don't do me
justice).
I have no tattoos, no implants, no unusual piercings. I've never been in porn or a dancer. I only started escorting a couple of years ago, with no history of bad experiences that have made me disinterested in sex or jaded about the world. I'm very soft & feminine. I'm disease free and intend to stay that way. I do get tested on a regular basis. I'm a natural 36DD (that may not seem like much in this day of abundant fake boobies, but they are still nice - soft & natural, with really perky, responsive nipples that enjoy attention) . I do a lot of hiking, skiing, and snowshoeing, so I have some muscle and a high energy level - have you ever been with a woman that can keep up with you and wear you out?
I'm a little older than some of the other girls doing this (and a little younger than others), but I think that means I have some life experience and am a great conversationalists for those times you're looking for a friend. I'm present the entire time with you - I'm very interactive & chatty, and you won't have to worry that I'm making a grocery list in my head instead of attending to you.
I don't have the body of a 19-year-old, but then I don't have the brain of one either
(I can hold an intelligent conversation on a number of topics without saying, "um," or, "like," or "you know" every few words). I'm a college graduate and I'm back in school for my Masters degree.
| Age | 30-something |
Dress Size | 8/10 |
| Birthday | ??? |
Panties for sale | Is there really a market for this? |
| Marital Status | Taken |
Favorite Drink | Margarita (on the rocks) |
| Favorite Color | Yellow/Pastels |
Favorite Food | Crab Legs |
| Height | 5 ' 3 " |
Perfume | Pleasure |
| Measurements | 36DD-28-38 |
Favorite Music | Classic Rock |
| Eye Color | Green |
Sports, Hobbies | Hiking, Skiing, Snowshoeing |
| Piercings/Tattoos | None | Favorite Flowers | Tulips |
| Hair | Auburn with blond highlights |
Orientation | Bi, and loving it |
| Muff | Shaved |
Zodiac Sign | Cancer |
| Real Job | Student (working on my Masters) and this - at least for now. I'm not currently working in my professional field. |
Sexual Position | Doggy Style is my favorite (just read my FANTASIES section), but it's all good |
| Ambitions | World Domination | Weaknesses | Chocolate!! |
| Turn-Ons | Non-smokers, good hygiene, clean-shaven faces (I don't really mind facial hair - I just like a smooth shaved face), & politeness; a good personality is more important than looks or endowment. I REALLY like when a guy (or girl) has a nicely trimmed intimate area - I'm happy to assist with that! | Turn-Offs | Pushy, rudeness, demanding people, disrespectful behavior, intoxication, and HAGGLING about my rate |