Muffin in Denver

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My Biography
 

    "It's now about 4 days later, and my head is still spinning when I think of the fun we had."

Thanks again for checking me out.  I'm thirty-something, about 5'3", currently with red hair with blonde highlights, and a curvy build.  I'm a firm non-smoker, and I would appreciate it if you didn't smoke around me. 

I don't smoke, do drugs, or have unprotected sex.  I drink very minimally and rarely have more than one drink.  I don't PARTY - please don't ask.  I'm disease free and intend to stay that way.  I get tested on a regular basis.

My body isn't perfect, but I'm busty and curvy in all the right places & rarely have any complaints.   If you demand physical perfection, a washer-board stomach, or an anorexic bikini model, you need to look elsewhere - I'm a real woman with real curves.  Plenty of stick-girls out there, if that's what you're looking for.  My breasts no longer defy gravity.  I weigh about 130 (depends on the day - I do have some meat on my bones) but I am muscular (well, not butch muscular - not that there's anything wrong with that . . .) and the weight is well placed.  Just the right amount of "cushion for the pushin'," or so I'm told.  I've also been told I have the perfect combination of soft and firm.  I'm no stick-girl, hard-body supermodel.  My measurements are 36DD (all natural)-28-38, and I'm a size 8/10.  I don't think I'm model-material either, but I do think I'm attractive (I'm often told that my pics don't do me justice).

I have no tattoos, no implants, no unusual piercings.  I've never been in porn or a dancer.  I only started escorting a couple of years ago, with no history of bad experiences that have made me disinterested in sex or jaded about the world.  I'm very soft & feminine.  I'm disease free and intend to stay that way.  I do get tested on a regular basis.  I'm a natural 36DD (that may not seem like much in this day of abundant fake boobies, but they are still nice - soft & natural, with really perky, responsive nipples that enjoy attention) .  I do a lot of hiking, skiing, and snowshoeing, so I have some muscle and a high energy level - have you ever been with a woman that can keep up with you and wear you out?

I'm a little older than some of the other girls doing this (and a little younger than others), but I think that means I have some life experience and am a great conversationalists for those times you're looking for a friend.  I'm present the entire time with you - I'm very interactive & chatty, and you won't have to worry that I'm making a grocery list in my head instead of attending to you.  I don't have the body of a 19-year-old, but then I don't have the brain of one either (I can hold an intelligent conversation on a number of topics without saying, "um," or, "like," or "you know" every few words).  I'm a college graduate and I'm back in school for my Masters degree.


 

Age

30-something

Dress Size

8/10

Birthday

???

Panties for sale

Is there really a market for this?

Marital Status

Taken

Favorite Drink

Margarita (on the rocks)

Favorite Color

Yellow/Pastels

Favorite Food

Crab Legs

Height

5 ' 3 "

Perfume

Pleasure

Measurements

36DD-28-38

Favorite Music

Classic Rock

Eye Color

Green

Sports, Hobbies

Hiking, Skiing, Snowshoeing

Piercings/Tattoos None Favorite Flowers Tulips
Hair

Auburn with blond highlights

Orientation

 Bi, and loving it

Muff

Shaved

Zodiac Sign

Cancer

Real Job

Student (working on my Masters) and this - at least for now.  I'm not currently working in my professional field.

Sexual Position

Doggy Style is my favorite (just read my FANTASIES section), but it's all good

Ambitions World Domination Weaknesses Chocolate!!
Turn-Ons Non-smokers, good hygiene, clean-shaven faces (I don't really mind facial hair - I just like a smooth shaved face), & politeness; a good personality is more important than looks or endowment.  I REALLY like when a guy (or girl) has a nicely trimmed intimate area - I'm happy to assist with that! Turn-Offs Pushy,  rudeness, demanding people, disrespectful behavior, intoxication, and HAGGLING about my rate